"The unisex, maroon trousers feature an over the belly waistband, embellished with iconic Stove Top stuffing imagery and complimented by XXL stuffing print pockets", Stove Top describes its Thanksgiving apparel.
Stove Top Stuffing rolled out a new look for Thanksgiving.
The company promises the pants' large stretch waistband will allow people to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner in style, People magazine reported.
Stuffing brand Stove Top is selling Thanksgiving dinner trousers.
They are cranberry-colored stretchy pants accented with a fabric that features a stuffing pattern across the abdomen and in the pockets.
As much as this terrible iteration on the Christmas ugly sweater stretches my stuffing love to its limit, Stove Top's heart is in the right place. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Stove Top is donating $10,000 to Feeding America.
That certainly takes the edge off the inevitable tryptophan fever dreams about bad fashion decisions.