'Cards Against Humanity' Just Bought Land On The US-Mexico Border

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The makers of the foul-mouthed card game are out to save America, according to their latest promotional blitz.

Fork over $15 of your hard-earned cash to Cards, and they'll send you "six surprises" in the month of December, including an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of promise to fight the wall, and some new cards. The video juxtaposes a woman in a wheelchair falling down an escalator, a "White Lives Matter" protest and Donald Trump holding a screaming infant.


Not content with dominating the politically-incorrect card game marketplace, Cards Against Humanity has taken aim at United States president Donald Trump, who it deems "a toilet" and has vowed to stop him in his tracks.

"It's 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet", a website for the promotion reads.


"It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out", the company said on the new site. It's these views that have led Cards Against Humanity to purchase a chunk of territory along the US-Mexico border in an attempt to, if not foil President Donald Trump's border wall plan entirely, at least become a major pain in his ass. "He is so afraid that he wants to build a $20 billion wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing", the website says.

Cards Against Humanity does not mince words. And all it took was giving a small donation of $15 to Cards Against Humanity. This summer, it launched "Cards Against Humanity: For Her", a version of the game that was the same as the original but came in a pink box and cost $5 more.


Last year, the company raised more than $100,000 to dig a massive "holiday hole" on the busiest shopping day of the year. Cards Against Humanity has done holiday promotions in the past including "Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah" and "Cards Against Humanity's Ten Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa".

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